Juicing Poetry by Eric

We received this poem during our February win a juicer competition, thanks to Eric the author for his kind permission to reproduce it.





Before I got myself all juicy,

I looked a lot like Gary Busey,

But now I am so very fit,

Got nowt on me, that Bradley Pitt.



I gave up drinking coffee and tea,

Cos I got hooked on vitamin C,

I dart around like a racing snake,

As my thirst I attempt to slake.



Yet I don't want it already bottled,

I need to see my fruit being throttled,

And I can't do it on my own,

In a dilemma I've been thrown.




But with my peach I needn't fight,

Cos thank the Lord I've seen the light,

Let me be the first to mention,

The dawn of wondrous new invention.




I've travelled the world; I've been about,

If you knew the half, it'd make you shout,

And the greatest thing I've ever seen,

Is the L'equip XL juicer machine.




In the top go nature's wares,

Luscious apples or maybe some pears,

Then it does its thing with ease,

Mister, can I have one please?



We love it and certainly think it sums up the juicy lifestyle!

March 2009 Win a Juicer COMP!

Hi

Due to the success of our February juicer comp we're back with another giveaway!

Simply send your contacts to info@juiceproducer.com and you are in the draw for a L'equip XL juicer! Pictured we have February's winner John from South London, the XL is a high quality centrifugal juicer from L'equip with mega mouth size for whole fruit juicing, and famous L'equip build quality.

Enter the draw today!!!